mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.
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earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

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